Tokyo Part 1 – Fun with Culture Shock

The moment has finally arrived! We’ve been wandering around these Roman founded, Christian dominant countries for long enough, and now for something completely different – Rainbow Chasers is going to Asia! Jon and I are well versed in Asian cultures, having played a lot of Pokemon and watched several old WWII movies, so aside from our near-complete lack of a plan, we feel well prepared for whatever craziness comes our way. So grab your Hello Kitty and hold onto your butts, the Land of the Rising Sun awaits!

Inside the giant Qatar airport around midnight. You can see the electric train on the left.
How does Jon look so happy?

Surprisingly, getting all the way from Oslo to Tokyo wasn’t too hard, just really, really long. It took us just over 20 hours, including a 2 hour layover in Doha, Qatar, to reach Tokyo around 7pm. From there, we still had nearly a 2 hour train/subway ride to reach our hostel from the airport, which is what you get when you fly a budget flight – they fly to inconvenient airports. We were strung out and exhausted by the time we finally reached the Wise Owl hostel, so hopefully you’ll forgive me when I tell you that our first impressions of Tokyo were “Wow! This place is packed with Asians!”, and “what the hell is this train system?”.

The Wise Owl hostel isn’t named for some tired trope, it’s named for a bird of prey which sits on the counter and eats mice while you check in.
Our first meal in Japan was actually Chinese.

I’m sure it sounds stupid to be surprised that Japan is full of Japanese people, but let me emphasize that I mean absolutely, overwhelmingly, packed with people – Atlanta wasn’t as busy during Superbowl weekend as that random sidewalk and train were in Tokyo on that random Saturday night. And, having grown up in Atlanta and having just traveled extensively in Europe where diversity is the norm, the total lack of white or brown people was just weird. For clarity, I don’t mean to pass any moral judgement on that, only that we personally found it quite strange. To add to it all, I was wearing my neon blue shorts, which I’m certain got more furrowed brows than my being white or carrying a big, smelly backpack on a crowded train.

Bonus pic taken outside Shinjuku station of Tokyo looking crazy.
Surprise dance parade!
Was really quite entertaining, they were working really hard.

Click here to watch a video of the dancers in action! *SOUND WARNING!*

Anyway, after we finally checked in at our (aptly named) hostel, we walked across the street to try our first taste of Japanese food. It’s only now, in writing this blog, that I look back and see that it was actually a Chinese Noodle bar, but apparently we were too culturally illiterate to notice the difference and the noodles were pretty good. In the morning we were surprisingly refreshed, so we decided to start our Tokyo tour off big with a trip Shinjuku City, which is one of Tokyo’s most important wards. And, with our signature lack of a plan, we wandered right into a Dance Festival cum Parade in the streets called the “Harajuku Omotesando Genki Matsuri: Super Yosakoi”. Don’t ask what all that means, just enjoy the dancing. That’s what we did.

Out for a walk in the humongous park.
Meiji Jingu shrine. You have to pray with a specific procedure – approach one of the gateways, throw in a coin, bow twice, then clap twice, then say a brief prayer, then bow again with a depth proportional to the sincerity of your prayer.
Traditional shrine entrance with joinery woodwork.

After the dance parade, we walked over Meiji Jingu shrine, which is among the most visited in all of Japan. The setting is quite tranquil, and the way it’s painted really shows of the woodwork, and it even has a board where you can make Shinto wishes, but beyond all that it’s just OK. Like in much of Japan, the original temple and park were both destroyed in WWII, so what you see is a faithful replica. The parkland, regardless, was a welcome break from the swarming masses of people everywhere else in the city. It speaks to the Japanese mentality that this placid shrine sitting amongst 170 acres of forest in the largest city on Earth.

Jon writing his wish beside the holy rack of wishes. Apparently the priests bless the tablets, then burn them to send the wishes up to the gods in heaven.
He would wish for that.
I’m sitting furthest back seat, looking at the door.
Jon’s udon. Unknown tea-like substance in that black jar. Do you drink it? Do you pour it on? Try to watch the guy next to you for clues!

That evening, following the recommendations of our expert Japan guide, Stevie, we had our first proper Japanese dinner. There are a million tiny restaurants and bars like the Udon bar we chose hidden all over Tokyo, this one being crammed into the alleyway between to huge apartment towers. Each one seats like 10 people and is seemingly more delicious than the last. After dinner, we took another brief and confusing trip on the subway to the Tokyo Metropolitan building, which was more exciting than it’s name suggests. The whole top floor is given over to free, 360 degree viewing platform with a fantastic view of the city. Seeing the whole, vast cityscape all at once is mind-boggling. It truly is like looking at a video game or a movie, mostly because your brain has no other real-life comparison anything that unbelievably big.

Atop the Tokyo Metropolitan Building at night
Sky scrapers as far as the eye can see
Just one huge tower among many
A 4th, totally different direction where it’s still completely packed with towers.

Still reeling from the view, we decided to finish the evening by strolling through Shinjuku’s big shopping district along Yasukuni-dori Avenue. In it’s own way, it’s no less incredible than the view from the top of the tower. Nevermind that it was 9pm on an unremarkable Sunday, the place was in full swing with giant crowds of people and the neon cranked up to 11. Aside from just walking down the street with our mouths agape, we also tried out a couple arcades and shops, including an alarmingly pink Hello Kitty store.  Completely exhausted and jet lagged, we finally quit around 1030 and took the train home. Speaking of the train, allow me to go back and explain what the hell is with Tokyo trains since we are taking so many train rides.

Just wandering around on Sunday night
The girls were trying to help before Jon kicked them

I’ll start with this little fact; Shinjuku Station, where we visited this same morning, is the busiest railway station in the world with approximately 3.6million people passing through the station each day. Seriously, read that again. More people pass through Shinjuku station each day than live in Denver, CO or San Diego, CA. And that just one station on a network with 120 distinct lines and 30 different train operators, all going at the same time. The track map looks like one of those incomprehensible physics diagrams they draw for the movies. The stations themselves commonly had 50 or more entrances and exits to navigate, not to mention that the different train operators have their own platforms, ticketing, and number system. In summary, when I casually write “we took the train” in this blog, what I mean is we swam through a sea of people to pick out one single train along the world’s most obscene train network – so each stop was sort of an adventure on it’s own.

Super Mega Happy Hello Kitty!
Jon considering a perfectly normal claw game. It’s written in English, so you know it’s even more rigged than normal.
A particularly tempting ad we saw as we walked along. What better flavor for Sexual Harassment?
This is the actual, in real life, not an insane scribble but a factual diagram, track map of Tokyo.

Speaking of, in the morning we hopped back on the train(s) to finally take our first Japanese free walking tour through one of Tokyo’s most infamous wards, Akihabara. Akihabara is the center of Japanese pop culture, and the whole district revolves around names like Sony, Nintendo, and all the manga and Japanese anime franchises ever to exist. There are “maid cafes”, a million dirty manga stores, and the cities best arcades, all just swarming with nerds and nerd voyeurs. The Japanese even have a word for those fedora lovers who willingly devote their lives to gaming and anime, called “otaku”. Otaku culture is so strong here that there are local Shinto deities in Akihabara and the Otaku themselves consider it a holy site. Yup, people are really into it.

Giant tower of manga in Akihabara
The flagship SEGA arcade
Weird things for sale from Akihabara street vendors
Gundam coffee because it’s Akihabara

Beyond that, the tour took us through Kanda Myoujin Shrine, where we learned confidently how to use the holy water dippers to cleanse our hands before entering, and learned to recognize Shinto shrines by their distinct Torii gates at the entrance. Most importantly though, we learned that when praying to the gods, like Ebisu who had a statue at the shrine, be sure to include your full name and address so he doesn’t accidentally bless someone else since there are so many people in Tokyo. Oh, also the beautiful gate at the entrance is actually a Buddhist structure with Shinto gods swapped in, so hopefully you don’t get those mixed up and offend everyone! Moving right along!

Confucius say, bet you didn’t know I’m often depicted carrying a sword for fighting barbarians?
Entrance to the shrine, flanked by Shinto gods instead of Buddhist one’s like the shape suggests.
Kanda Myoujin Shrine
Our guide explaining how to correctly direct your prayers to Ebisu. 5 yen coins preferred!

The tour finished by walking through one of Tokyo’s more notable street markets, Ameya-Yokocho, which apparently got it’s start selling American military surplus and candy after WWII. To me, it was a place where you could buy squid cooked and prepared in every conceivable arrangement, buy every knockoff American shoe brand ever, and try soft serve Matcha ice cream for the first time.

Entering into Ameya-Yokocho market
More market
Maybe too much market when you reach the dirty manga themed Pachinko.

After the tour, we accidentally walked to the train by way of a huge lotus pond full of turtles and neat views of the city skyline, before eventually arriving at a fancy fish and Sake joint for dinner. The sake came served in these antiquated little saucers and flasks, and we learned the appropriate etiquette by spying on some Japanese business men and frantic googling. Apparently, it’s polite to serve one another with a series of gracious gestures and bows. We tried, but no doubt we just looked like nodding idiots.

Huge fields of Lotus plants. I bet it’s lit af when they are all in bloom.
Jon reading my phone for Sake directions. The Sake is in those little white flasks and is served in the little tea-cup looking things.
Jon ate a panda’s face for desert.

OK, that’s it for Tokyo part 1! For all that we’ve seen, it’s barely a fraction of all the things to do in Tokyo. Fortunately, we still have a couple more days in Tokyo before heading off to the rest of Japan. See you soon!

Bonus pic of Tokyo’s infamous powerlines.

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